pHauX ReaL

pHauX ReaL

pHauX ReaL is a medium sized mammal found on the continent of Australia and its surrounding islands. A true example of divergent evolution, pHauX ReaL is the only species in its genus.  Though hard to recognise at first, it can be identified by particularly outlandish outfits and a whimsical attitude.

pHauX ReaL is a very sociable animal and can often be found grazing amongst herds of entranced revelers. Its native habitat is the dancefloor and is regularly found in close proximity to turntables.

Deliciously succulent squelchy beats make up the bulk of pHauX ReaLs diet, which can be accompanied by flavors of Gypsy, Tribal and Funk.

Although frequently seen at festivals and parties in its homeland, not much is known about the true nature of this creature. If seen in the wild, please proceed with extreme happiness and vibrant dancing energy.