Bogan Yoga celebrates the sacred connection between blissful ignorance, white privilege and cultural ineptitude. The practice involves heavy breathing, stretching and drinking.
Fresh from a messy hens night in the cross, Shanay, our instructor will take your mind and body on journey through through xenophobia and nationalism via family disputes at Centrelink and burnout competitions in Blacktown. Bruce, our DJ, will be spinning a fist pumping selection of pub rock, aussie classics, power ballads and heckers dubstep (basically just music that everyone loves… or should love!).
We encourage all participants in bogan yoga to approach it with a closed mind but to not be afraid to step out of their comfort zone and punch their best friend in the face if it feels right at the time. So dump a couple of pingers, pump some cones, skull some beers and prepare to get amongst a real Aussie yoga class without any of that hippie music or spiritual shit. You're scared aren't ya?